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I always knew that if I made regular deposits into the Karma Pool, one day the dividends would pay off. That day was Thursday, April 22 2010 at around 9:30am. It was the day I played – er, sat – as a judge on a panel for the Okanagan Spring Wine Festival. Hot damn.
Wine judging is work. Yes, actual work. And while they might not always look it, wearing their cargo shorts and Blundstones, these judges are pros. There were 28 judges including winemakers, 4 sponsor judges and me.
As for quantity, well, there were around 350 submissions to the Spring Wine Festival awards and each table of 7 judges sampled around 80 wines per person. (that’s 560 glasses to cross each table – and I thought my party clean up was bad)
I was seated between a sponsor (whose scores didn’t really count, but they joined the fun because they help keep things like this well-funded) and a VQA panel judge (the folks who make sure the VQA wines aren’t flawed and are within guidelines). On one side, my table mate was studying the judging sheet like someone who hadn’t crammed enough for his grade 12 statistics final. On the other side, the VQA panel judge swirled and spat like a pro. As for me? Well…
I’m pretty sure I didn’t look like an under-prepared stats test taker, but I certainly wasn’t contemplating anything other than not making a fool out of myself while spitting into those little plastic cups. At 9:30am, with 80+ wines to taste, I most certainly wasn’t about to swallow anything. Yet.
Our table started with the mixed reds category. I’d love to tell you what my top three were for this category, but I’ve got no clue: it was a blind tasting. That means all we knew was what the organizers put on the scoring sheets – which wasn’t much. We were lucky to know the year.
I made my way through the first flight by covertly copying the VQA judge. Step 1: swirl and sniff a few entries together. Step 2: line ‘em up in front of you. Step 3: swirl, sniff and taste said few samples. Step 4: look contemplative (I tried). Step 5: pull your favourites forward, move the others away and keep thinning until you have a dozen “good” ones to really compete for the top three.
By the second round I had a fairly good groove on. That’s when the syrah/shiraz group came rolling in. I smelled everything from wet, woolly mittens to smoked meat – yes, smoked meat. That was the best one: smokey, cured meat and hickory bacon with fruit compote. I hope it wins, whatever it was.
Miscellaneous whites followed. I know, I know – you’re thinking it’s taste-white-before-red in the tasting room. That’s true. But those crisp, clean white wines were just what was needed to de-fuzz things. I couldn’t brush my teeth, so I swirled. Not quite the same, but it got most of the fuzz out.
We ended with an ice / dessert / fortified wine grouping. You may recall from a previous post that ice and dessert wines aren’t my favourite, but there was a pretty little surprise in there for me. I savoured that one. I might have even taken a swallow, too. Maybe.
After hours of swirling, tasting, spitting and wiping the drool off my chin (I’m still not good at the spitting thing), we retired to the neighbouring pub for some food. I often wonder what winemakers talk about when they get together. Now I know. Here are some snippets, in no particular order. These aren’t verbatim – remember, it was after a morning of wine judging and a glass (or so) of beer.
Township7: Hey, what’s that stuff that builds up around the (insert technical name of something I didn’t really pay attention to)?
Dunham & Froese: Oh, you mean the (insert other technical name of something else I didn’t pay attention to)? I don’t know.
(food arrives; interrupted by calls of “You got ribs? We just got dip!” and “Hey, they got pizza.”)
Road 13: Your kid goes to karate? Where? Mine’s in mixed martial arts.
Township7: Yeah, my son’s in karate over at (insert name of school that I didn’t pay attention to).
(Dunham & Froese makes golf swing movements in the direction of Meyer Family Vineyards)
Meyer Family Vineyards: Golf? I don’t know…okay, maybe just a 9 round (or whatever golf thing makes sense – again, I didn’t entirely pay attention).
At one point there was a brief discussion of movies (someone had recently watched Snatch again) and mention of the attractive male qualities of Brad Pitt. Then it was on to technology, a story of their kid kicking them in the jewels while showing off with a martial arts/karate move, and various pubs in Victoria with interesting wall decorations. And yes, I’m going to leave it at that – interesting wall decorations.Â
It was a great opportunity, and I met some great people. I’d like to say thanks to the judges who put up with me, the Okanagan Wine Festivals for allowing me to participate, and the ridiculously friendly winemakers who enjoyed a pint with me.
My take-away is this: our Okanagan winemakers love what they do, and they’re damn good at it.
They like to have fun and they don’t take themselves too seriously. Most of all, they’re good people to have a pint with. Or a glass of wine – so yes, I’ll be taking several of them up on their offers to stop by for a taste. Just not right yet. My taste buds are still recovering.
Cheers,
Jeannette
Tags: BC wine, Dunham and Froese, Meyer Family Vineyards, Okanagan wine, Road 13, Township7